Ludacrismas

Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas



Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus

Right down Santa Claus lane

All his reindeer, all his reindeer

Pulling on the reins



Bells are ringing, children singing

Bells are ringing, children si

B-bells are, b-bells are ringing, children singing

Santa Claus comes to town



Yeah, I tell 'em all I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth

And ten carat diamonds on a fat gold wreath

That I could wear around ma neck, get money in respect

Tell Santa Claus to bring a ten million dollar check



So I could spread a lil' cheer, fly a couple leers

Eat a lil' chicken, drink a couple beers

Kick back and just chill like a player would do

Remix all the Christmas carols then I play 'em for you



Luda, turn it up until I wake up all the neighbors

They say that I'm a nuisance but I say they all some haters

Just because I'm poor they always calling me a faker

And 'cause my Christmas tree decorated in toilet paper



But little do they know, they bout to see a show

'Cause when they come up out the house

I'm gonna blast 'em with some snow

Frosty's never seen nothing quite like this

And St. Nick's never seen nothing quite like 'Cris

So um



Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus

Right down Santa Claus lane

All his reindeer, all his reindeer

Pulling on the reins



Bells are ringing, children singing

Bells are ringing, children si

B-bells are, b-bells are ringing, children singing

Santa Claus comes to town



Yeah, chestnuts roasting on the fire in the hill

Down below we firing up the barbecue grills

Ice skating in the drive way, I'ma do it my way

Eggnogs got daddy swerving on the highway



Chains on the tires, ice up on the window

10 degrees Fahrenheit, freezing as the wind blow

Help me take my boots off and my snow suit off

Get up in the house and my nose is redder than Rudolph's



I think I need some help with the buckle on my belt

And if Santa doesn't show I want his cookies and his milk

Tell him I need a jacket, New Jordans and a Xbox

New suits for church and a couple pairs of dress socks



Stuff my stockin' with Jolly Ranchers and candy canes

Invite my aunties and uncles, let's do the family thing

Meanwhile I'm hoping Santa got my wish list

So I could wake up to a very Merry Christmas



Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus

Right down Santa Claus lane

All his reindeer, all his reindeer

Pulling on the reins



Bells are ringing, children singing

Bells are ringing, children si

B-bells are, b-bells are ringing, children singing

Santa Claus comes to town



Oh yeah, I hear the sleigh bells ringing and the jingle bells rock

Santa never seen the jingle bells on my block

I hear he's making that list, checking the thing twice

I guess it's prolly 'cause I been naughty not nice



But I'ma straighten up my act, get up on track

Make a couple bucks and buy mama a Cadillac

And then maybe Santa Claus will come around my way

So all the kids on my block can look up and say, hey



Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus

Right down Santa Claus lane

All his reindeer, all his reindeer

Pulling on the reins



Bells are ringing, children singing

Bells are ringing, children si

B-bells are, b-bells are ringing, children singing

Santa Claus comes to town