Creeping Out Sara

I was backstage at a festival in Germany

talking to a cute fair-skinned brunette

I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked our set

I noticed that her hair was longer in the back

I figure that's cuz she's Canadian

That's why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian



That's when I realized it was Sara, or maybe it was Tegan

I'm pretty sure that it was Sara

Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one



I told her I was a big fan of her band

She asked me if I had a favorite song

I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like K.D Lang



I asked her if she knows about the Juno's

And how they got robbed three times in a row

And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling pills or blow



That's when I creeped out Sara, or maybe I just pissed her off

When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a threesome?

Where they both ganged up one girl, a forgy or a fivesome?

Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen the movie

"Bound" and did they like Jennifer Tilly, did they like Jennifer Tilly?



Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie

In the "Gia movie" that was on HBO

And "If These Walls Could Talk" made Tegan cry a lot

After that I forgot what she said

That's the problem with Diazepam, so many things I don't remember

But I've got a sinking feeling, it's not that I'm a clairvoyant



But I think I creeped out Sara, I was creeping out on Sara

I hope it wasn't Tegan, cuz Skiba said she is the cooler one