Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner)

Fun Things to Fuck!

Fun Things to Fuck!

Fun Things to Fuck!

Fun Things to Fuck!



Fuck the front door, Fuck the back

Fuck the good girls with the knack

Fuck the government until they fuck you back

Fuck a Muslim Fuck a Jew

Fuck fans of Blink 182

That's illegal if you're born in '83, yeah, yeah, yeah



Fuck a bean cheese burrito

Fuck a bowl of cookie dough

Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe

Fuck a cop fuck a marine

Fuck a jar of Vaseline

Fuck a calzone with pepperoni



Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf

Fuck Kris Kringle with an elf

But before you fuck it all

Go Fuck Yourself!