Moron Brothers

NOFX · I Heard They Suck Live [1995]

Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes

They're idiots, they're losers, they're scum

Taking advantage of everyone

You're a dog, they're your fleas

Doing everything they can to spread disease



Take your beer, Take your drugs

Leave with you microscopic bugs

Their company is something you will miss

When your icetrays are filled with piss



They are the Moron Brothers

Don't get along with others

They are the Moron Brothers



They'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich

They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch that you can't scratch



Do do do do do do do do da do do do do



They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed

Tabasco's in your mouth,

there's mustard up your nose

When your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed

Just try to move your leg

They've put you in a cast



They are the Moron Brothers

Don't get along with others

They are the Moron Brothers

Don't get along with others



They may not go down in history

But they'll go down on your sister

Moron Brothers

NOFX's "Moron Brothers" stands as a quintessential example of the band's early punk energy, delivered with their signature blend of aggression and dark humor. Recorded for the live compilation "I Heard They Suck Live [1995]," the track captures the raw, unpolished sound characteristic of the mid-90s underground scene. The song exemplifies the band's ability to mix catchy, repetitive hooks with cynical lyrics that satirize societal norms and intellectual pretension. As part of their extensive discography, this recording highlights the group's evolution from their initial garage-punk roots toward a more refined yet equally chaotic style that would define their career. It remains a staple for fans of the genre, embodying the DIY ethos and rebellious spirit that NOFX has maintained throughout their decades-long run.