My Penis

NOFX · Other Songs - NOFX

My penis is like a hot-dog,

but I don't get monthly blood drips

My penis hardly even used

My penis's got lots of extra skin

They took my outtie and made it an in

Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation, successful

But now I gotta pee

Through a miniature hole

Gotta remember to put the seat down

And when I wipe my ass

I go from front to back

Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans

I trade it in for a pair of used cans

Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation, paid up front

Now I show all my friends

My new designer cunt

They think I'm kinda weird

But that's ok with me

Cause now I kick their ass

Played from the gentlemens tee

There's nothing finer

Than having a penis

My Penis

NOFX's "My Penis" stands as a quintessential example of their signature blend of punk energy and absurdist humor. Released during the band's prolific era, the track exemplifies their ability to transform mundane or bizarre subjects into high-octane rock anthems. The song features the band's characteristic driving rhythm section and vocal delivery, which often oscillates between aggressive shouting and deadpan delivery to maximize comedic impact. It reflects the group's tradition of tackling taboo topics with a lack of filter, creating a unique atmosphere that appeals to fans of the genre who appreciate both musical intensity and irreverent wit. As part of their extensive discography, the recording reinforces their reputation for crafting memorable tracks that prioritize attitude and entertainment value over traditional songwriting structures.