The Moron Brothers

Talking about the Moron Bros'

tattooed fingers, tattooed toes



They're idiots, losers, they're scum

taking avantage of everyone

you're a dog, they're your fleas

doing everything they can to spread disease



They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs

leave with you microscopic bugs

their company is something you won't miss

then your icetrays are filled with piss



Chorus:



They are the Moron Brothers

don't get along with others



they'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich

they'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch

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They'll ink your face, tape your eyelips closed

tabasco's in your mouth

there's mustard up your nose

when your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed

just try to move your leg

they've put you in a cast



Chorus



they may not go down in history

but they'll go down on your sister

and your mother

and your father