Rice, Rice Baby
Weird Al Yankovic · Other Songs - Weird Al Yankovic
Rice, rice baby
Rice, rice baby
Alright stop, grab a table and a menu
Ice is back in this Oriental venue
Hungry, for a little Chop Sui
I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fui
You know what you want
Yo, cant decide
Column A, Column B
I like fried
Barbeque spare ribs
My fingers I'm lickin'
Waitin' for the Main Course
Kung Pow Chicken
Spicy
I mean hot like a stir fry
If you cant take it
Order moo goo guy
Pan
Means chicken and mushroom
And while your on the soup
The food is here to soon
No substitute and betcha get hot tea
But you get
They say vegetable
But that means snow pea
If I get dessert
Yo, I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it
Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Your eating sweat and sour
But you will be hungry in less then an hour
Use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter
Fingers were made for a poo-poo platter
Egg rolling
With eggfoo young
My dinner is cooking like Connie Chung
Noodles on standby
Chow Mien nearby
Egg drop
No I'm a Wonton soup guy
Soy sauce
Hot mustard smokin
My plate is clean
And my Fortune Cookie broken
Bustin a bite of Mongolian beef
Get a mint toothpick for my teeth
Takeout leftover low mien
If I eat any more I'll have a weight gain
If I get dessert
Yo, I deserve
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it
Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice
Yo man lets get out of here
Tip to the waitress
Rice, rice baby to go
Rice, rice baby to go
Rice, rice baby
Alright stop, grab a table and a menu
Ice is back in this Oriental venue
Hungry, for a little Chop Sui
I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fui
You know what you want
Yo, cant decide
Column A, Column B
I like fried
Barbeque spare ribs
My fingers I'm lickin'
Waitin' for the Main Course
Kung Pow Chicken
Spicy
I mean hot like a stir fry
If you cant take it
Order moo goo guy
Pan
Means chicken and mushroom
And while your on the soup
The food is here to soon
No substitute and betcha get hot tea
But you get
They say vegetable
But that means snow pea
If I get dessert
Yo, I deserve it
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it
Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Your eating sweat and sour
But you will be hungry in less then an hour
Use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter
Fingers were made for a poo-poo platter
Egg rolling
With eggfoo young
My dinner is cooking like Connie Chung
Noodles on standby
Chow Mien nearby
Egg drop
No I'm a Wonton soup guy
Soy sauce
Hot mustard smokin
My plate is clean
And my Fortune Cookie broken
Bustin a bite of Mongolian beef
Get a mint toothpick for my teeth
Takeout leftover low mien
If I eat any more I'll have a weight gain
If I get dessert
Yo, I deserve
Check out the chow while the waiter serves it
Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice, rice baby, Vanilla
Rice
Yo man lets get out of here
Tip to the waitress
Rice, rice baby to go
Rice, rice baby to go
Rice, Rice Baby
Weird Al Yankovic's "Rice, Rice Baby" stands as a quintessential example of his signature style, blending slapstick comedy with musical parody. The track features Yankovic's characteristic vocal delivery and comedic timing, delivering a humorous take on the concept of eating rice. Released within his extensive discography, the song exemplifies his ability to transform mundane subjects into entertaining musical performances. It showcases his talent for creating catchy melodies that serve as vehicles for his unique brand of satire, appealing to fans who appreciate his ability to mock pop culture tropes while delivering high-quality musical recordings.