What If God Smoked Cannabis
Weird Al Yankovic · Other Songs - Weird Al Yankovic
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story
Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah yeah god looks baked
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
And he subscribes to rolling stone
If god made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah god rolls great
Yeah yeah god smells good
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
What if god smoked cannabis?
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
When he made the platypus
When he created earth our home
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
And do you think he rolls his own
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl
What If God Smoked Cannabis
Weird Al Yankovic is a defining figure in American novelty and parody music, known for his satirical approach to pop culture. This track continues his tradition of crafting humorous, concept-driven songs that often explore absurd hypothetical scenarios. While Yankovic has built a vast discography spanning decades, including well-known albums like Bad Hair Day and Running With Scissors, this particular recording stands as a standalone piece within his broader catalogue. The song reflects his signature style of blending observational comedy with catchy melodies, inviting listeners to ponder a whimsical theological question through the lens of his unique comedic voice. It serves as another example of his enduring ability to reinvent familiar musical tropes into fresh, entertaining works that resonate with fans of his distinctive brand of musical humor.