With Legs Wide Open
Weird Al Yankovic · Other Songs - Weird Al Yankovic
from my nurse today
she said my thighs are thick
Is gonna stick
I tried to run and hide
but still she waits
It's a shame I have to
spread her legs
With legs wide open
Under the bright light
Welcome to my room
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
Now everything sure stinks
When you spread your legs
you show me everything
With legs wide open
With legs wide open
Well I don't know
Why your sweaty
You see my probe
And you start to shake
You take a breath
I'm right between your thighs
the probe is long
and it's cold inside
With legs wide open
Under the bright light
Welcome to my room
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
now everything sure stinks
when you spread your legs
you showed me your booty
With legs wide open
With legs wide open
You showed me everything
o yeh
with legs wide open
wide open
If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope you're not like me I hope you're aggressive
Well we can shake this bed
until it cracks in half
And we can throw our clothes
right out the window
With legs wide open
Under my blanket
Welcome to my room
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
with legs wide open
With Legs Wide Open
Weird Al Yankovic is renowned for his comedic parodies and polka medleys, often reimagining contemporary pop hits with a satirical twist. With Legs Wide Open continues this tradition of musical humor, showcasing the artist's ability to transform familiar sounds into something distinctly his own. While the track appears in a collection of miscellaneous recordings, it reflects the playful spirit that defines Yankovic's extensive catalogue. His work frequently blends parody with original compositions, creating a unique sonic identity that has entertained audiences for decades. This song stands as another example of his knack for capturing the essence of popular music while injecting it with his signature wit and theatrical flair.