Count To Three
Screeching Weasel · Television City Dream [1998]
the back of my head get the fuck away from me or i'll
put you right over my knee count to three i'll ruin
all your fun count to three and then you better run
count to three i've had it up to here count to three
i'm gonna count to one two three you better disappear
i'm twice the man you'll ever be i got two brass balls
to prove it baby i've been stylin' since you wore short
pants now i'm taking names and kicking ass count to
three i'll fuck up your good time count to three and
listen to you whine count to three it's past your bedtime
dude count to three i'm gonna count to one two three
and then you better move count to three i've had it
up to here count to three you better disappear count
to three i'll fuck up all your fun count to three and now you better run
Count To Three
Count To Three stands as a vibrant example of Screeching Weasel's enduring punk rock energy, recorded during the band's prolific late 1990s era. Appearing on the 1998 album Television City Dream, the track showcases the group's signature blend of melodic hooks and rapid-fire tempos that defined their extensive discography. Ben Weasel's songwriting often balances self-deprecating humor with genuine emotional resonance, a dynamic clearly present in this recording. The song reflects the band's ability to maintain high-energy performances while exploring the nuances of everyday life through a punk lens. As part of a catalogue that spans decades, this track remains a testament to the group's consistent output and influence within the genre. It captures the raw spirit of the band at a time when they were solidifying their reputation for catchy, fast-paced anthems that continue to resonate with fans of classic punk rock.