Erection
Screeching Weasel · Teen Punks In Heat [2000]
i'm definitely not getting off.
the only action that i've seen in three months was
when the doctor said "turn your head and cough."
erection, erection it's hard.
erection, erection oh god!
the best i've done of late in getting some ass was
sitting on the amoco toilet seat.
my little problem isn't going away no matter how fast
or how often i beat. erection,
erection it's hard. erection,
erection oh god! i almost got a little pussy last week
cleaning the litter box in my living room.
my palms are hairy and my balls are all blue; i need
some action and i need it real soon.
erection, erection it's hard. erection, erection oh god!
Erection
Screeching Weasel's "Erection" stands as a quintessential example of the band's enduring pop-punk energy. Released on the 2000 album Teen Punks In Heat, the track captures the group's signature blend of fast tempos and straightforward, relatable themes. Ben Foster's songwriting often explores the mundane and the awkward, delivering them with a characteristic mix of humor and melodic precision. This recording reflects the band's consistent ability to craft catchy hooks that resonate with fans of the genre. While the album arrived during a period of continued output for the group, the song maintains the high-energy delivery that defined their earlier work. It remains a solid song in their extensive discography, showcasing the straightforward rock sensibilities that have kept Screeching Weasel relevant for decades.