The Christmas Song
Korn · Other Songs - Korn
everybody was stoned, even the mouse.
Her from the whore house, me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.
When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!
I went downstairs and what did I see?!
A fat little red faget hangin' from a tree.
He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
and a big fat hairy dick for the family queer.
That's the end of my story. Funny wasn't it, ya see?
One, two, three, four, Santa can suck my dick all day!
The Christmas Song
Korn's 'The Christmas Song' represents a distinct departure from the band's signature nu-metal sound, offering a seasonal reinterpretation of their heavy, downtuned aesthetic. While the group is renowned for blending alternative metal with funk and hip-hop influences, this track demonstrates their ability to adapt their sonic identity to holiday themes without sacrificing their characteristic intensity. The recording stands as a notable song in their broader discography, showcasing the band's versatility beyond their standard rock releases. By applying their unique production style to a festive subject, Korn created a track that resonates with fans seeking a heavier take on traditional holiday music. The song remains a memorable part of their catalog, highlighting the group's willingness to experiment with genre conventions and explore different emotional landscapes within their established musical framework.