Bruce

Doctor, doctor you gotta help me, yeah

You gotta make it right for me

It seems this other man's name

Has been following me around

And it just won't let me be

You see, I got this name

And he's got this name too know

Well, they're kinda close only a blind crazy fool

Would think I was him, it's like saying green is blue

But let me tell you brother, it started being a bother

When he made the cover of Time magazine

I was at this party in the wild-hilled hills

Just the other night, her name was Shelly

I introduced myself, she just smiled and said, "All right"

Well, we got talkin' and drinkin' wine

And she said, she liked my music thought it was fine

She said, "Let's make love, your place or mine?"

And in the middle of the passion I was on the borderline

When she called out a name but it wasn't mine

She called me Bruce, Bruce

I can hear her calling Bruce, Bruce

I can hear her calling Bruce, Bruce

I can hear her, my name is Rick

I'm gonna stick it to ya, babe

And there's this kid walking carrying a guitar

You know, I told him that I played

He asked me my name, you know, I told him

I said it plain as clear as day

Well, he seemed really, clearly, sincerely impressed

And as he pulled a piece paper for me to sign from his vest

He said, "I thought Born To Run was one of your best"

Aw, wait a minute man, who do you think I am?

He answered, "Mr. Springsteen, your a famous man"

He called me Bruce, Bruce

I can hear him calling Bruce, Bruce

He called me Bruce, Bruce

I can hear him, my name is Richard

Gonna hit it to you, babe

You know, my mama called me long distance yesterday

And as she got off the phone, I swear, I heard her say

Bye, bye, Bruce, Bruce

I can hear her calling Bruce, Bruce

She called me Bruce, Bruce

I can hear her, my name is Ricky

Gonna stick it to you, babe