Mr. Webster
The Monkees · Original Album Series [2012]
He worked at the bank for forty years,
And each week Mr. Frisby made his check out
For sixty-eight dollars, clear.
And through the years he thwarted twenty-seven robberies,
Each time Frisby promised him a raise.
They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster,
Everyone from the bank was there,
They had a cake and flowers ordered special,
And Frisby had a speech prepared.
And a little white box that held a watch with this inscription:
"To Mr. Webster, With Regards".
Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster,
Said, "Sorry, STOP, Cannot attend,
I've flown away and taken all your money,
Wish you were here to help me spend."
And one by one all the people left the party,
And Mr. Frisby locked the door.
Mr. Webster
Mr. Webster stands as a distinctive song in The Monkees' expansive discography, showcasing the group's willingness to explore narrative-driven pop beyond their signature bubblegum sound. Released during the band's most commercially active era, the track features the characteristic harmonies and polished production that defined their early recordings. While often overshadowed by their biggest chart-toppers, the song reflects the creative energy of the group's initial run, blending whimsical storytelling with tight musical arrangements. As part of their celebrated body of work, it offers listeners a glimpse into the varied songwriting approaches that helped cement The Monkees as enduring figures in rock and pop history. The recording remains a testament to their ability to craft memorable, character-focused songs that resonated with audiences across generations.