Mean Old Man
Kris Kristofferson · Repossessed/Third World Warrior [2004]
If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
If I look like a mean old man who'll do you any way he can
To break your heart and kiss your hand that's what I am.
And if I look like a good old friend that's what I am
If I look like a good old friend that's what I am
If I look like a good old friend who's good at bending with the wind
To be your friend right to the end that's what I am.
And if I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll who takes his licking standing tall
Who'd rather bite you back than crawl that's what I am.
--- Instrumental ---
If I look like your uncle Bob that's what I am
If I look like your uncle Bob that's what I am
If I look like your uncle Bob who likes to slap you on the back and rob
While he still can do the job that's what I am.
And if I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
If I look like a voodoo doll who takes his licking standing tall
Who'd rather bite you back than crawl that's what I am...
Mean Old Man - Kris Kristofferson
Kris Kristofferson's "Mean Old Man" stands as a quintessential example of his mastery within the outlaw country and folk rock genres. Recorded for the compilation "Repossessed/Third World Warrior [2004]," the track exemplifies his signature ability to blend raw, confessional lyricism with a gritty, acoustic-driven performance. Throughout his extensive discography, Kristofferson has consistently explored themes of aging, regret, and the complexities of male identity, often adopting the persona of the "mean old man" to critique societal expectations and personal failures. The song's enduring appeal lies in its unpretentious delivery and its ability to resonate with listeners who appreciate the authenticity of traditional country storytelling. It remains a staple in his catalog, reflecting the same introspective mood found in other notable works like "The Golden Idol" and "Casey's Last Ride."