They Just Got Married

Randy Newman · Other Songs - Randy Newman

Here's an old, old story

'Bout a man and a woman

Gone off to California

'Cause they just got married

All their friends in Boston

Are so very happy

They're dancing in the doorways

'Cause their friends got married

He gets a job

Working in a car wash up in Santa Cruz

She gets a job

Teaching at a nursery school



Oh, they're so nice

What's gonna happen to 'em?

Soon they have a little white-haired baby

Looks just like his daddy

And they're all real happy

A couple of year go by

She's going to see the doctor

It's just a regular checkup (oh no)

Plus she thinks she might be pregnant

Anyway, she dies

And he moves down to Los Angeles

Meets a foolish girl with lots of money

Now they're getting married

They Just Got Married

Randy Newman's "They Just Got Married" stands as a quintessential example of his satirical pop style, blending humor with social commentary. Released in 1973, the track features Newman's signature delivery, characterized by a conversational tone and a distinct lack of traditional pop polish. The song critiques the superficiality of modern relationships and the performative nature of marriage, themes that have resonated deeply with audiences for decades. As part of his extensive discography, this recording exemplifies Newman's ability to weave narrative storytelling into catchy melodies, influencing a generation of artists who prioritize wit and observation over conventional songwriting structures. Its enduring popularity highlights Newman's unique voice in the landscape of American music.