Lactose Intolerant

Cyndi Lauper · Other Songs - Cyndi Lauper

(to the tune of Time after Time)

I lack the enzymes

To properly digest lactose

I can't drink cow's milk

I can't drink milk from a goat

Yogurt, cottage cheese

Make me throw up

Please no cream in my cup

(x2)

My stomach is swelling

I am lactose --- intolerant

My throat is constricting

I am lactose --- intolerant

Lactose Intolerant

Released by Cyndi Lauper, 'Lactose Intolerant' stands as a vibrant example of her signature pop-rock style, blending upbeat rhythms with witty, self-deprecating lyrics. The track showcases Lauper's ability to craft catchy melodies that address personal quirks with humor and confidence, a hallmark of her discography from the early 1980s. As part of her broader catalog of songs that celebrate individuality, the recording captures the energetic spirit of her work during a period where she became a defining voice for female empowerment in mainstream music. The song remains a testament to her talent for turning everyday observations into memorable anthems that resonate with listeners seeking both entertainment and relatability.