Mistress For Christmas
AC/DC · The Razor's Edge [1990]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till
Christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love 'em and leave 'em
On with the show, yeah
All right
Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it, I want it
They got it, but I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it, but I can't get it
I want a Mistress for Christmas
I want a Mistress for Christmas
Oh yeah, haha yeah
I want a Mistress
For Christmas
C'mon
Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah
All right
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
(Mistress)
He got it, and I want it
(For Christimas)
They got it, and I can't have it
(Mistress)
But I want it, it don't matter
(For Christmas)
She got it, and I can't get a..
Mistress for Christmas
You know what I'm talkin' about
(Mistress for Christmas )
You gotta send me down
You gotta send me down
(Mistress for Christmas)
I want the woman in red with her body on my bed
(Mistress for Christmas)
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer, honey and ring the bells, yeah
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till
Christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love 'em and leave 'em
On with the show, yeah
All right
Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed
He got it, I want it
They got it, but I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it, but I can't get it
I want a Mistress for Christmas
I want a Mistress for Christmas
Oh yeah, haha yeah
I want a Mistress
For Christmas
C'mon
Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah
All right
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
(Mistress)
He got it, and I want it
(For Christimas)
They got it, and I can't have it
(Mistress)
But I want it, it don't matter
(For Christmas)
She got it, and I can't get a..
Mistress for Christmas
You know what I'm talkin' about
(Mistress for Christmas )
You gotta send me down
You gotta send me down
(Mistress for Christmas)
I want the woman in red with her body on my bed
(Mistress for Christmas)
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer, honey and ring the bells, yeah
Mistress For Christmas
AC/DC's "Mistress For Christmas" is a high-energy rock anthem that blends the band's signature hard rock sound with holiday cheer. Released on the 1990 compilation album "The Razor's Edge," the track features Angus Young's iconic guitar work and Bon Scott's powerful vocals, delivering a festive message wrapped in the band's trademark aggression. The song exemplifies AC/DC's ability to create anthems that transcend their usual themes, offering a celebratory take on the season while maintaining the raw energy that defined their career. It remains a staple for fans celebrating both rock history and the holidays.