Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
Ween · Chocolate & Cheese [1994]
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree.
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewing bark and not the leaves.
He's crying like a baby would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't getting up.
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up.
Pony
Pony
Pony
Mister would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin at me.
He can't talk because he's a pony.
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree.
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
He's over there behind the tree.
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewing bark and not the leaves.
He's crying like a baby would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't getting up.
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up.
Pony
Pony
Pony
Mister would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin at me.
He can't talk because he's a pony.
I think it's his lung.
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree.
He's down in the dirt would you help him?
I think it's his lung.
Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?
Released on Ween's 1994 album Chocolate & Cheese, this track exemplifies the duo's signature blend of pop sensibilities and eccentric, childlike whimsy. The song features the band's characteristic vocal interplay between Richard and Philip Madsen, delivering a playful narrative that captures the absurdity of their early discography. As a staple of alternative rock and indie pop from the mid-90s, it showcases their ability to transform mundane scenarios into surreal musical experiences. The recording stands as a defining moment in their catalog, reflecting the era's shift toward more experimental and humorous approaches in mainstream rock music.