Little Suzzie Shallow Throat
David Allan Coe · Other Songs - David Allan Coe
Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
All the girls all made fun of her at school
'Cause no matter how she tried
She could not get a dick inside
Her shallow throat
Shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
The football team all tried to give her lessons
She practiced but she threw up on the coach
Not one man on the squad
Ever shot his wad in Susie's throat
Shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
The drum major was a boy named Slick
Who had a very little bitty dick
She licked it sucked and stroked it
'til Slick thought she might choke
He never knew
She had a shallow throat
Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all
She finally learned to deep throat after all
Since she met Slick she's really had a ball
But Slick he's kind of lonesome
With Susie and the kid
'Cause though his dick just fits her throat
Her pussy's much too big
About Little Suzzie Shallow Throat
David Allan Coe's "Little Suzzie Shallow Throat" stands as a quintessential example of his signature blend of country storytelling and Southern Gothic grit. Recorded during the height of his career, the track exemplifies Coe's ability to craft narratives that are both intimate and grotesque, a hallmark of his discography. The song features his distinctive vocal delivery, characterized by a raspy, gravelly tone that has become synonymous with his artistic identity. Musically, the recording sits firmly within the honky-tonk and outlaw country genres, reflecting the era's fascination with the darker underbelly of rural life. Coe often explored themes of obsession, decay, and the complexities of human relationships, and this song is no exception. It showcases his talent for weaving together seemingly disparate elements into a cohesive and hauntingly memorable piece. The work remains a staple in his catalog, illustrating his enduring influence on the genre and his ability to capture the raw, unfiltered spirit of the American South.