Cool Place To Park
Gwar · Other Songs - Gwar
Frozen it time.
We watched as you grew.
Now the ice is gone.
And now, we travel on -
Seems like forever.
Y'know we're look for...
We can't find cool cool cool place to park
Old Medusa with her gorgon braids
She invites us to her promenade
Driving in our death-machines
A thousand years or more
Around and around and around and around the block
Y'know we're looking for
A cool place to park
Satan's sow is honking
Hera's slowly creeping nymphs in my back seat
all dripping on my naugahyde please let me find a COOL PLACE TO PARK!
humanity is in my way your golden arches and your shopping malls
remind us you must fall down down fall down fall down cool park cool park
[repeated alot]
Cool Place To Park
Cool Place To Park showcases Gwar's signature blend of heavy metal and theatrical absurdity. The band is renowned for their elaborate costumes and satirical lyrics that often explore themes of horror, science fiction, and the mundane aspects of daily life. This track fits within their broader discography of energetic, high-concept rock anthems that have defined their career since the late 1980s. Gwar's music frequently balances aggressive instrumentation with humorous storytelling, creating a unique sonic landscape that appeals to fans of both metal and comedy. While specific album details for this recording may vary across different releases, the song remains a testament to the group's enduring ability to craft memorable, character-driven rock music that stands out in the genre.