Copenhagen (With Toby Kieth*)

[If you don't use this nasty stuff you dont wanna start

But if you're hopelessly addicted, i guess you gotta find

somthing good to say about a bad habit(well hey lets try)

here we go]



Copenhagen: Makes me feel so good.

Copenhagen: The way I know it should.

Put a little chew in my mouth

Go spitting and slobbering all around the house, that

Copenhagen: Makes me feel so good.



well I took a chew just the other night

and it made me feel just fine.

So I grabbed my honey-baby

and I pinched her ol' behind.

She said, "You better spit out that chewing tobaccer"

if you wanna kiss me on the big ol' smacker, that

Copenhagen: Makes me feel so good.



Copenhagen: Makes me feel so good.

Copenhagen: The way I know it should.

Put a little chew in my mouth

Go hackin' and gaggin' all around the house, that

Copenhagen: Makes me feel so good.



*I was sitting in a barroom and

*I took a little dip

*Drinking beer and talkin' but

*I had no place to spit.

*So I spit a stream out on the floor

*and the bouncer flung me out the door, that

*Copenhagen: Makes me feel so good.



It's a cure-all, too.

Cures fits, warts and freckles;

Coughs, colds, runny nose.

Guaranteed never to rip, run or snag.

Makes conception a wonder

And child-birthin' a pleasure.

That's Copenhagen: Makes me feel so good.



[*Man Chris, that sure does beat singing all them old

love songs all the time][Well toby that is a love song]