Soccer Mom
The Vandals · Internet Dating Superstuds [2002]
oranges and Evian
and pizza right after the game
just tell me where and when
Volvo's and collagen
hope you might feel the same
my soccer mom, it's on
knew all along, so right and so wrong!
pray to god that your thinkin what i'm thinkin
I know your bratless every other weekend
let your hair down and keep it all a secret
no reason why it couldn't be that way
if you say yes right now
I'll make it work somehow
those fancy dinners don't come free
dont know just where he went
but with that settlement
you should be taking me
my soccer mom, it's on
knew all a long, so right and so wrong!
pray to god that your thinkin what i'm thinkin
I know your bratless every other weekend
let your hair down and keep it all a secret
no reason why it couldn't be that way
tell me I'm the one for you
even if it isn't true
I'll pretend to like those two snot kids
and if it had to end
I think that my heart would eventually mend
I'd keep my fingers crossed for another MILF like you
tell me I'm the one for you
even if it isn't true
I'll pretend to like those two
I'll do anything my soccer mom
Soccer Mom
Released on The Vandals' 2002 album Internet Dating Superstuds, "Soccer Mom" is a quintessential example of the band's signature punk-punk style, blending aggressive instrumentation with dark, satirical lyrics. The track exemplifies the group's tendency to target suburban anxieties and the pressures of middle-class life, a recurring theme in their discography from the mid-1990s through the early 2000s. With its driving rhythm and cynical tone, the song reinforces the band's reputation for creating chaotic, high-energy recordings that critique the mundane aspects of modern existence. It stands as a defining track in their catalog, capturing the specific zeitgeist of the early 2000s with characteristic irony and musical intensity.