The Vibrator Song
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I can't believe that thoughts of you are still stuck in my head
When I play Nintendo in Mortal Combat 2
I punch Kitana in the face and I pretend it's you
(chorus)
I know you hate punk music and even though you say
You listen to it every day I wish you'd go away
Sex is not a weapon sex is not a toy you should buy a vibrator
And bring yourself some joy
'Cause never would I fuck you except if I were dead
'Cause then I couldn't hear your stupid stories yet again
You think that you're so sexy but it's so far from true
'Cause even if you had a brain you'd still need some tits too
(chorus x2)
That big old space between your teeth is worse than Letterman's
But it's the space between your legs that needs to be filled in
Sorry it's just not my job to pork you night and day
So listen to me when I tell you go the fuck away
The Vibrator Song
Released by The Vandals in 1995, 'The Vibrator Song' stands as a quintessential example of the band's signature blend of punk energy and absurdist humor. The track exemplifies the group's ability to transform mundane or bizarre concepts into infectious pop-punk anthems, utilizing a driving rhythm and catchy melody that defies the seriousness often associated with the genre. As a staple of their discography from the mid-90s, the song captures the band's unique voice, characterized by its irreverent attitude and willingness to embrace the ridiculous. It remains a defining piece of their catalog, illustrating how The Vandals turned potential comedy into a memorable musical experience that resonated with audiences and cemented their status as pioneers of the modern punk revival.