All Modern Conveniences
Clifford Ward · Other Songs - Clifford Ward
Dated like last year's pop-song
Ageing like this year's calendar
It's a wonder she can still raise a smile.
But in spite of her pension
Governments and Ascension Day
She can.
Her local vicar serves her "pie in the sky"
While her M. P. talks about the policy for European entry
In jargon she does not understand
She's not interested
She makes do, she says she's happy
Talking of her late husband
Who looks down from the mantlepiece
She says she's happy
Says she's happy
Says she's happy
Oh she says she's happy.
INSTRUMENTAL
She likes her television
'Crossroads', 'Coronation Street'
And Robin Day's bow tie
She likes the quiz shows
Where people win a lot of money
And that makes sense to her
She likes to listen to the radio
Music, Clifford T., She says he's nice
He's flattered.
Birth, marriage, death
She needs the local newspaper
Derek writes what she likes to read
But they're knocking down her house now
To build some more
Knocking down her house now
To build some more.
She can read about it on the front page
Or buy the same plot with new bricks
For ten thousand pounds
Central heating, separate dining room
Detached garage
All modern conveniences.
All Modern Conveniences
Clifford Ward's 'All Modern Conveniences' stands as a notable song in his recorded catalogue, reflecting the nuanced storytelling that defines his musical approach. The track captures the essence of Ward's style, blending observational lyricism with a melodic sensibility that resonates across his broader body of work. While specific album placements for this recording remain fluid in public discourse, the song itself serves as a testament to his ability to craft intimate narratives. Listeners familiar with Ward's other compositions will recognize the consistent thematic depth and emotional resonance present here. This recording contributes to the enduring appreciation of his artistry, offering a glimpse into the creative period that produced such memorable pieces. It remains a significant work for those exploring the nuances of his discography and the evolution of his sound.