Do The Hustle

hey how did everybody get in my room

it's saturday another perfect day

till i hit the boardwalk

headed towards the pier'

your fucking gay/fuck you outta my way

50,000 jackoffs

all on rollerblades

greased up dolphin shorts/wrist guards so it won't hurt

your mediocre girlfriend

hits a parked car yea

until the day/you learn to surf or skate

college jack o faggot

sportin oakley shades

all on rollerblades

crash helmets to be safe

all on rollerblades yea

crash helmets to be safe

whoopie its fun to skate/i'll do a figure 8

watch me do a circle

going backwards down the stairs

oh gee this is fun/looks like i better run

i4 guys on skateboards

wanna ollie off my head yea

this sport is so extreme/you roller disco queens

goin to do the hustle

at the roller wonderland yea

she blades to shrink her thighs/so she can justify

2 all beef patties special sauce letuce cheese

pickles onions on a sesame seed bun yea

neat neat i really think its neat

i'm stealing every trick from every

skateboarder i meet

neat neat i really think its neat

you stupid faggot roller bladers

roller wonderland

cum guzzlin fruit cake

i hope you break your hands

roller wonderland

cum guzzlin fruit cake

i hope you break your fucking neck