(Unlisted) If I Had A Gun
Dead Milkmen · Chaos Rules: Live at the Trocadero [1997]
Would I be impressed
Knowing that I had the power
To put a hole into your chest?
When the kids are crying
After the welfare check's been spent
Would I rob a liquor store
To get some money for the rent?
If I had a gun
Would I start smoking Marlboros?
Would I stop smoking Kents?
Would I gain some new respect?
Would I gain some confidence?
Would I suddenly go crazy
And shoot my family?
And see myself years later
On some crime show on TV
If I had a gun
Would I wear it in my holster?
Would I keep it concealed?
Would I put it on the table
Every time that I'm misdealed?
When I hear a nearby gunshot
When I'm up at night alone
Would I feel a little safer
Here in my urban home?
If I had a gun
About (Unlisted) If I Had A Gun
Dead Milkmen's "(Unlisted) If I Had A Gun" appears on their 1997 live album *Chaos Rules: Live at the Trocadero*, capturing the band's signature blend of punk energy and theatrical absurdity. Recorded during a pivotal era for the group, the track exemplifies their ability to mix aggressive instrumentation with surreal, often darkly humorous lyrics that have become staples of the alternative rock canon. The performance reflects the raw intensity characteristic of their mid-90s output, showcasing a dynamic interplay between rhythm and melody that defined their live shows. As part of their extensive discography, this recording stands as a testament to their unique voice in the post-punk revival scene, offering a glimpse into the chaotic spirit that propelled them to cult status. The song remains a notable example of their work from the late 90s, highlighting their commitment to pushing boundaries both sonically and conceptually.