Stupid Mary Anne

Dead Milkmen · Now We Are 20 [2003]

Mary Anne, doesn't understand,

I wanna be her man, stupid Mary Anne.

Now I must complain, that she lacks a brain,

But my hearts in pain, it's driving me insane.

I think it's funny that Mary's such a dummy

You gotta really love her coz she has a lot of money,

And if she would only marry me,

It would really improve my economy.

Oh, Mary Anne, doesn't understand,

I wanna be her man, oooohhh stupid Mary Anne.

Stupid Mary Anne

I think it's funny that Mary's such a dummy

You gotta really love her coz she has a lot of money,



And if she would only marry me,

It would really improve my economy.

Oh, Mary Anne, doesn't understand,

I wanna be her man, oooohhh stupid Mary Anne.

Mary Anne, Mary Anne I wanna be your man,

Mary Anne, I wanna take your hand,

Mary Anne, I wanna see your plans,

Mary Anne, Oh won't you understand,

Mary Anne, I wanna be your man,

Mary Anne, I wanna take your hand,

Mary Anne, Oh won't you understand

OOOhhhhhhh - stupid Mary Anne

Stupid Mary Anne

Stupid Mary Anne appears on the Dead Milkmen's 2003 compilation, Now We Are 20, serving as a retrospective look at the band's enduring punk rock legacy. Known for their witty, satirical approach to music, the Dead Milkmen built a reputation in the 1980s and 1990s for blending pop-punk energy with absurdist humor. This track reflects the group's signature style of observational comedy set to catchy, high-energy instrumentation. While the band's most famous hits often dominate discussions of their discography, this recording highlights their consistent ability to craft memorable, character-driven songs throughout their career. The Dead Milkmen remain a significant influence on the alternative rock scene, celebrated for their unique voice and lasting impact on independent music culture.