Church Heathen

Ah ha, if you take this too serious

Then you really need some church



Them feel say through them go a church their sins

Don't need forgiving, forgiving

Them really gone from bad to worse with them

Your careless living, living



Me ah boy no go church from how long

Rather sleep through the morning and put on a slam

But mi woman she ah pressure me fuh go confession

So mi decide fi go and kill the conversation



So mi sit down right beside sister Pam

Who ah tell me everything about the congregation

'Bout Sister Paulette and her gay husband

And how she ah still ah sleep with the mini bus man



Sister Gwen claim she ah Christian

But ah last night dem catch her in ah stone love session

She a do the dutty dance to de Matterhorn song

And say she get de thing them from the baby cham



Them feel say through them go a church their sins

Don't need forgiving, forgiving

Them really gone from bad to worse with them

Your careless living, living



She all ah tell mi about the one Deacon

Who ah drive the big Benz ah where him get money from

That's why nobody nah want give no collection

Now see the church roof ah leak ah wah him really deh pan



Every Sunday is a competition

Mi see nuff ah dem a gwan like dem in ah name brand

That deh setin' wah she ah wear come out ah some trunk bottom

With deh canfah ball smell dat ah no new fashion



Then she proceed fi talk 'bout dem man dem

Only come ah service fi look church woman

And fi fool up deh gyal talk about religion

But mi could say nothing because mi know mi ah one



Them feel say through them go a church their sins

Don't need forgiving, forgiving

Them really gone from bad to worse with them

Your careless living, living



Next Sunday nah miss me, hear mi

Soap opera can't sweet so, hear mi

Just sight some choir sista, hear mi

Haffi secure mi walk through the Pearly gates



Next Sunday nah miss me, hear mi

Soap opera can't sweet so, hear mi

Just sight some choir sista, hear mi

Haffi secure mi walk through the Pearly gates



Me ah boy no go church from how long

Rather sleep through the morning and put on a slam

But mi woman she ah pressure me fuh go confession

So mi decide fi go and kill the conversation



So mi sit down right beside sister Pam

Who ah tell me everything about the congregation

'Bout Sister Paulette and her gay husband

And how she ah still ah sleep with the mini bus man



Sister Gwen claim she ah Christian

But ah last night dem catch her in ah stone love session

She a do the dutty dance to de Matterhorn song

And say she get de thing them from the baby cham



Them feel say through them go a church their sins

Don't need forgiving, forgiving

Them really gone from bad to worse with them

Your careless living, living



Them feel say through them go a church their sins

Don't need forgiving, forgiving

Them really gone from bad to worse with them

Your careless living, living