False Rhythms
Slightly Stoopid · Slightly Not Stoned Enough To Eat Breakfast Yet Stoopid [2008]
want the real thing
he say now
me dont want false rhythm
want the real thing
he say now
me dont want false rhythm
want the real-real thing lord
me dont want false rhythm
want the real thing
he say now
me man who carry the world on his back
its such a heavy but a price to pay
but then you listen to the reason and you know just why
its hustle bustle that you live for today
betta watch out
you best believe in the righteous man
who puts his hands free
to show you the way
and if the road to life yes its goin up
but dont fall down you'll wind up losing the rest rest rest
because the lord
dont come to damn you
I said the lord
dont come to damn you
I said the lord
dont come to damn you
I said the lord
dont come to damn
but i grabbed my nine and kyle grabbed the shotty
but time for us to go identify the bodies
buckshots got you ass up in smoke
cause you'll never feel afraid to let my kahkis hang real low
strap with my dick on hard
but i'm laughing at the stoopid ass security guard
who tried to take down with one punch to my brain
but then i tell them that i only smoke the marijuana jane
because the lord
dont come to damn you
I said the lord
dont come to damn you
he said the lord
dont come to damn you
because the lord
dont come to damn damn damn he say
me dont want false rhythm
want the real thing (whoa oh)
me dont want false rhythm
want the real thing
me dont want false rhythm
want the real-real thing
me dont want false rhythm
want the real real real real
on no the real thing
oh no no no no no the real thing
False Rhythms
Slightly Stoopid has long been a defining force in the reggae fusion and dub genres, blending laid-back island vibes with rock energy. "False Rhythms" appears on their 2008 album, Slightly Not Stoned Enough To Eat Breakfast Yet Stoopid, a title that reflects the band's signature humor and relaxed aesthetic. The track showcases the group's ability to craft infectious grooves that bridge the gap between traditional reggae and modern alternative rock. Throughout their extensive discography, the band has maintained a consistent sound that appeals to fans of both roots reggae and stoner rock. This recording stands as a testament to their enduring ability to create music that feels both timeless and contemporary, inviting listeners to lose themselves in the steady, hypnotic flow of their instrumentation.