No Surprises

Regina Spektor · Other Songs - Regina Spektor

A heart that's full up like a landfill

A job that slowly kills you

Bruises that won't heal

You look so tired, unhappy



Bring down the government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet life

A handshake of carbon monoxide



With no alarms and no surprises

No alarms and no surprises

No alarms and no surprises

Silence, silence



This is my final fit

My final bellyache



With no alarms and no surprises

No alarms and no surprises

No alarms and no surprises please



Such a pretty house

And such a pretty garden



No alarms and no surprises

(Get me outta here)

No alarms and no surprises

(Get me outta here)

No alarms and no surprises, please

No Surprises

Regina Spektor's "No Surprises" stands as a defining track from her early career, blending indie folk with a distinct, conversational vocal style. Released alongside her debut album, the song captures the quiet anxiety of everyday life, using simple instrumentation to underscore themes of unpreparedness and emotional vulnerability. Its acoustic-driven arrangement and Spektor's intimate delivery established her reputation as a songwriter capable of translating personal introspection into universal resonance. The track remains a staple of her discography, often cited as a prime example of her ability to craft narratives that feel both immediate and timeless within the indie music landscape.