Chef - Simultaneous
South Park (Related Recordings) · South Park: Chef Aid [1998]
And all that I want to be is...
You and me... and her, simultaneous
You and me... and you and you, simultaneous
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...
Simultaneous ooh, come on.
Have an open mind, blow my trigger down
Gimme the last cold turkey blast, make it fast
Take my ass to town.
Have an open mind, send my cares away
Ring my bell you fat piggy whale, what the Hell? -
Today's your lucky day.
You and me... and her, simultaneous
You and me... and Wynona Rider, simultaneous
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...
Simultaneous, ooh, come on.
Have an open mind, is a normal thing to do
Don't be rude, just get nude
Oh, you're being rude, I would do it for you
Baby please have an open mind, you're the only one I love
These girls you see, baby they don't mean anything, let's all just get in the tub
You and me... and her too, simultaneous
You and me... and your momma and your sister
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three...
Simultaneous oww, come on
Everybody in the pool!
Have an open mind, don't be so mean to me
Call your sister and your mother and your aunt
It's every man's fantasy
Have an open...
Whoa, baby, put that knife away
Don't be mad, I'll take you back, just relax, we can make love your way
I'm talking about...
You and me... and some flowers and some wine, instantaneous
You and me... and Whitney Houston (on the radio, babe, on the radio)
Some candles and some good feelings
Just the two of us
Oh, fudge it
Now, I'm talking about
You and me... and her and her and her, simultaneous
You and me... and women in the house, simultaneous
Three and seven, make it a baker's dozen
See the ladies in the house clap your hands
Now that'd be a party, ladies.
Chef - Simultaneous
Chef - Simultaneous stands as a defining track from the 1998 soundtrack South Park: Chef Aid, capturing the unique musical identity of the animated series. Performed by the character Chef, the song exemplifies the show's signature blend of rock and soul influences, delivered with the earnest, soulful vocal style that became a hallmark of the character's musical contributions. The recording highlights the creative synergy between the show's writers and its musical direction, showcasing how the series utilized original compositions to advance its narrative and emotional landscape. As part of a broader discography that includes numerous other character-driven singles, this work remains a key example of the franchise's enduring impact on pop culture through its distinctive approach to animated musical storytelling.