I Need A Sweet

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[Chorus: South Park Mexican] I need a sweet with sortened

hair and when a sweet I need to be there I need a sweet

hear what say a killa sweet to get me through the day

- help me out I need a sweet I really do I need a sweet

to get me right I need a sweet everyday and everynight

I need a sweet can I smoke a few [Verse 1: South Park

Mexican] a forty dolla sweet fill with endo I need

a sweet so I can blow I got a buzz unnh hunnh that's

why I does I put diamonds on my daughter's hairbrush

in this times of hate and pain we need a remedy to

get us out the rain I been thinkin' of what I need

jealousy a little greed purple leaves with crystal

flakes if that's not hydro lease get that out my face

in the club with my homeboy joey t two-twenty five

for a half of o-z my science project was in the school

arena 'cause I made a bomb out this old steam cleana

come on [Chorus: South Park Mexican] [Verse 2: Angela

Perez] I need a sweet to calm my nerves a swisha sweet

filled with killa herbs I wanna fill it,

roll it, hit it, smoke it hydro ponics but wait when

the things obscene no matter what time.

.. I just wanna high always wanna smoke like a dimnagy

but I don't give a fuck 'cause I love my weed muthafuckes

call me miss big cheat step up to the club to the vip

yeah everybody know I make it h-o-t all the fucken

baller like up your sweets me and mary jane that's

all y need (come on Beesh!

) [Verse 3: Baby Beesh] I need an s to the w-e-e-t

don't tell the police smoke with Baby Beesh cal with

a sweet and phat o-zone 'cause I'm off that paper mayn

that's wrong my girl got more baby+momma+in a chokehold

if you want that dope I got a bowl dough smoke 'till

my eyes turn japaneese me and my nose split half-a-tree

now I don't pimp but jigga though I blow big dough

with my nigga bro' mari-juana mayn love her gotta mouth

full of cotton 'cause I'm off that butta ain't it though

I wanna thank my playas in the rad-io

(this is some good ass weed beesh) I hope so I need

to pay my rent split-n-split the mero mero- [Chorus:

South Park Mexican] and when a sweet I need to be

there I need a sweet with sortened hair I need a sweet

hear what say a killa sweet to get me through the day

- help me out I need a sweet I really do I need a sweet

can I smoke a few I need a sweet to get me right I

need a sweet everyday and everynight

I Need A Sweet

Performed by the South Park cast, this track appears on the 1999 soundtrack Bigger, Longer and Uncut. The song features Eric Cartman's distinctive vocal delivery and reflects the show's signature blend of absurdist humor and pop sensibilities. As part of the series' early discography, it exemplifies how the characters' voices were utilized to create a unique musical identity that resonated with audiences during the late 1990s. The recording remains a notable example of the show's ability to integrate comedy and music seamlessly.