I'm Not Gay! - Mr. Garrison
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Mr. Garrison: Hey! hurry up! You're taking too long in the damn Tree of Insides!
You in there? My God! Where the Hell did she go?
... Argh! Who are you?
Mr. Garrison's gay side: Me? I am your gay side.
Mr. Garrison: My gay side? I DON'T HAVE A GAY SIDE!
Gay side: You must face me!
Mr. Garrison: You ain't real. You can't be!
Gay side: It is me. Your gay self and denial of who you are. Who "we" are.
Mr. Garrison: But I'm not gay!
Gay side: OH STOP IT! What about the time you looked at
Kel Sermackey's penis in the men's locker room?!
Mr. Garrison: I was just comparing size!
Gay side: FOR 7 MINUTES? Oh! And what about the time you masturbated
off to the men's swimming team?
Mr. Garrison: I was beating off to the chicks!
Gay side: THERE WERE NO CHICKS!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, damn you spirit! Haunt me no more!
Gay side: ADMIT IT!
Mr. Garrison: NO!!!
Gay side: ADMIT IT!!
Mr. Garrison: All right! All right! I'm gay! I'm gay! You here that everyone?
I'm gay! And it... and it... and it feels... good!
I'm Not Gay! - Mr. Garrison
Recorded by the South Park cast, this track features Garrison Brothers as Mr. Garrison delivering a high-energy rap performance that defines the show's early comedic style. Released alongside the 1999 album Bigger, Longer and Uncut, the song utilizes rapid-fire delivery and exaggerated character voices to deliver a satirical take on identity politics. The recording exemplifies the group's ability to blend hip-hop influences with their signature cartoonish animation, creating a memorable piece of pop culture history. It remains a staple of the series' soundtrack, showcasing the cast's versatility in transforming animated characters into dynamic musical performers.