It's Easy, Mmmkay

There are times when you get suckered in

By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmkay.

But it's when you do these things too much,

That you've become an addict,

And must get back in touch.



You can do it,

It's all up to you, mmkay

With a little plan you can change your life today.

You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack,

Homeless on the streets, giving hand-jobs for crack.

Follow my plan, and very soon you will say, "It's easy, mmkay?"



Step 1: Instead of ass say "buns," like "kiss my buns" or "you're a bunshole."

Step 2: Instead of shit say "poo," as in "bull-poo," "poo-head," and "this poo is cold."

Step 3: With bitch, drop the 'T', 'cause "bich" is Latin for generosity.

Step 4: Don't say fuck anymore, 'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say.

So just use the word "mmkay."



We can do it, it's all up to us, mmkay.

With a little plan we can change our lives today.

We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash.

Homeless on the streets, giving hand-jobs for cash.

Follow this plan, and very soon you will say, "It's easy, mmkay?"



Step 1: Instead of ass say "buns," like "kiss my buns" or "you're a bunshole."

Step 2: Instead of shit say "poo," as in "bull-poo," "poo-head," and "this poo is cold."

Step 3: With bitch, drop the 'T', 'cause "bich" is Latin for generosity.

Step 4: Don't say fuck anymore, 'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say

Fuck is the worst word that you can say.

We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck, No!



You're cured, you can go!



We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash.

Homeless on the streets, giving hand-jobs for cash.

Follow this plan, and very soon you will say, "It's easy, mmkay?"



It's easy, mmkay?

It's easy, mmkay? ...



Mmkay ...