Moose T Vs. Hot 'N' Juicy - Horny
South Park (Related Recordings) · South Park: Chef Aid [1998]
You got me horny in the morning
And you know uh oh
I tried to call you
But I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet
But it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it
But uh oh oh
The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I search from time to time
But I can't find my bedroom
Now I got so desperate that
I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said
They saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from nowhere land
That looked like you
Now we'll keep searching' on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm
Singing this song for you
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal baby
I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing
This song for you
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
Moose T Vs. Hot 'N' Juicy - Horny
Released on the 1998 album South Park: Chef Aid, "Horny" is a satirical hip-hop track performed by the fictional character Moose T. The song features a humorous parody of popular rap battles, specifically mimicking the style of the duo Moshe T. and Hot 'N' Juicy. Through exaggerated rhymes and absurd subject matter, the recording captures the irreverent tone characteristic of South Park's early work. It serves as a prime example of the show's ability to blend music with its signature comedic storytelling, utilizing the format of a rap battle to deliver a punchline about the characters' own lack of romantic success. The track remains a notable piece of the series' discography, reflecting the cultural impact of the show during its late 1990s run.