Shelley Marsh - I Saw Three Ships
South Park (Related Recordings) · Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics [1999]
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
I saw three ships come sailing in,
on Christmas Day in the morning.
And what was in the ships all three,
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
Boys: [Laughter]
Shelley: Shut up, turds!
And what was in the ships all three,
on Christmas Day in the morning?
The Virgin Mary and Christ were there,
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
Boys: [Laughter]
Shelley: The Virgin Mary and -Shut up, turds!
-and Christ were there, on Christmas Day in the morning.
Let us all rejoice amain On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
Boys: [Laughter Growing]
Shelley: Let us all-
I told you to shut up!
-rejoice amain On Christmas Day in the morning.
Shelly is starting to get pissed,
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
Boys: [Nonstop Laughter]
Shelley: Shelly got up and killed the turds,
on Christmas Day, in the morning. Arrrrrrrgh!
Shelley Marsh - I Saw Three Ships
South Park (Related Recordings) presents a distinctive interpretation of the traditional carol "I Saw Three Ships" on the 1999 compilation Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics. This recording captures the show's signature blend of irreverent humor and musical experimentation, translating the animated series' unique voice into a holiday context. The track stands as a notable song within the broader South Park musical catalogue, which frequently utilizes original songs and covers to advance narrative themes. By adapting a classic piece for this specific release, the work highlights the franchise's ongoing engagement with seasonal traditions through a modern, satirical lens. The recording remains a memorable example of how the series integrates music into its storytelling, offering fans a festive auditory experience that aligns with the show's established comedic style.