Stan, Kyle & Eric - What Would Brian Boitano Do?
South Park (Related Recordings) · South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut [1999]
What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, skatin' for the gold
He did two sowchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold
When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maiden's fair
So what would Brian Boitano do if were here today
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do
I want this V-Chip out of me,
It has stunted my vocabulary.
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.
For Wendy I'll be an activist too,
'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
So what would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call the kids in town, and tell them to unite for truth,
that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody
So let's get all the kids together,
and unite to stop our moms.
And we'll save Terance and Phillip too,
'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do,
And we'll save Terance and Phillip too,
'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd doooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, skatin' for the gold
He did two sowchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold
When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maiden's fair
So what would Brian Boitano do if were here today
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do
I want this V-Chip out of me,
It has stunted my vocabulary.
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.
For Wendy I'll be an activist too,
'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
So what would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call the kids in town, and tell them to unite for truth,
that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody
So let's get all the kids together,
and unite to stop our moms.
And we'll save Terance and Phillip too,
'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do,
And we'll save Terance and Phillip too,
'cause that's what Brian Boitano'd doooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
What Would Brian Boitano Do?
Released on the 1999 album South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut, this track features South Park (Related Recordings) delivering a satirical rap performance. The song humorously references the fictional character Brian Boitano, a figure from the show's universe known for his ice skating exploits. By blending the show's signature deadpan humor with hip-hop rhythms, the recording captures the early era of the series' musical style. It serves as a quintessential example of how the show integrated pop culture and absurdity into its soundtrack, creating a memorable piece that reflects the specific comedic tone of the late 1990s.