The Beer Song
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What is the malted liquer?
What gets you drunker quicker?
What comes in bottles or in cans? (beer)
Can't get enough of it, (beer)
How we really love it, (beer)
Makes me think I'm a man, (beer)
I can kiss and hug it, (beer)
But I'd rather chug it, (beer)
Got my belly up to here, (beer)
I could not refuse a, (beer)
I could really use a,
Beer, beer, beer.
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
I can't remember how much I have had,
I drank a twelve pack with my dad, (belch)
That's my son the drunken manly stud,
I'm proud to be his bud,
Here have some pretzels,
No!
I'll call it quits,
Those things give me the schlits.
Drink with your family,
Drink it with your friends,
Drink till you're fat,
Stomach distends,
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you,
We like to drink till we spew,
OOH
Who cares if we get fat,
I'll drink to that,
As we sing once more.
What is the malted liquer,
What gets you drunker quicker,
What comes in bottles or in cans (beer)
Can't get enough of it, (beer)
How we really love it, (beer)
Makes me think I'm a man, (beer)
I can kiss and hug it, (beer)
But I'd rather chug it, (beer)
Got my belly up to here, (beer)
Only I adore it, (beer)
Come on dammit pour it,
Do it for me,
Brew it for me,
Feed it to me,
Speed it to me. (beer)
The most wonderful drink in the world.
Hooray.
The Beer Song
Released as part of the South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut soundtrack, "The Beer Song" is a quintessential example of the show's signature blend of pop-punk and absurdist humor. Performed by the cast of South Park, the track features Eric Cartman's distinctive vocal delivery and serves as a satirical take on the commercialization of beer culture. The song's catchy, upbeat melody contrasts sharply with its irreverent lyrics, which mock the marketing tactics of major beverage corporations. As a staple of the series' musical identity, the recording exemplifies the show's ability to critique consumerism while maintaining a high-energy, radio-friendly sound that has become a cultural touchstone for the late 1990s and early 2000s era of animated satire.