Wendy's Fingerbang Audition
South Park (Related Recordings) · Other Songs - South Park (Related Recordings)
Mrs. Landers was a health nut
she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big,
Cock-A-doodle-doodle
the rooster just won't quit
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like,
Shit-zus make good house pets
they're cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their,
Meet-ing in the office
o meeting in the hall
the boss he wants to see you
so you can suck his,
Balls-ac was a writer
he lived with Allen Funt
mrs.roberts didn't like him
but thats 'cause she's a,
Cunt-aminated water
can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your,
Dick-tate what i'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it
I dont give a flying fuck!!
she cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
and he had a great big,
Cock-A-doodle-doodle
the rooster just won't quit
and I don't want my breakfast
because it tastes like,
Shit-zus make good house pets
they're cuddly and sweet
monkeys aren't good to have
'cause they like to beat their,
Meet-ing in the office
o meeting in the hall
the boss he wants to see you
so you can suck his,
Balls-ac was a writer
he lived with Allen Funt
mrs.roberts didn't like him
but thats 'cause she's a,
Cunt-aminated water
can really make you sick
your bladder gets infected
and blood comes out your,
Dick-tate what i'm saying
'cause it will bring you luck
and if you all don't like it
I dont give a flying fuck!!
Wendy's Fingerbang Audition
Released as part of the South Park Related Recordings, this track features the voice of Eric Cartman performing a parody of a finger-banging audition. The recording captures the show's signature blend of absurdity and satire, utilizing Cartman's distinctive vocal delivery to mock talent show tropes. It stands as a notable example of the series' approach to musical comedy, where everyday scenarios are exaggerated into surreal events. The song reflects the broader cultural commentary often found in the series, blending humor with social observation in a style characteristic of the late 1990s and early 2000s animated sitcom era.