What Would Brian Boytanno Do(End Credits)
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What would Brian Boitano if he was here right now
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through, that's what Brian Boitano'd do
BRIAN SKATE BRIAN.....FIGHT
When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, skatin' for the gold
He did two sowchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold
When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair
So what would Brian Boitano do if were here today
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do
BRIAN....SKATE......BRIAN.....FIGHT
When Brian Boitano traveled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn
'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody
NO WATCH OUT BRIAN THOSE CHICKEN WINGS ARE REAALLY SPICY, dont eat those...
IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
IVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wingsIVE never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
Cause thats what brian boytano'd do
What Would Brian Boytanno Do (End Credits)
This track serves as the closing musical piece for the animated series South Park, featuring the show's signature blend of hip-hop and spoken word delivered by the cast. While the song's lyrics reference specific plotlines from the episode, its primary function is to provide a rhythmic conclusion to the broadcast. The recording captures the distinct vocal styles of the main characters, including Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, and Stan Marsh, who deliver their lines with characteristic comedic timing and attitude. As part of the show's broader discography, the song exemplifies how the series utilizes music to punctuate narrative arcs, often blending parody with genuine musical performance. It remains a staple of the series' audio identity, reflecting the show's willingness to experiment with genre and character voice in its creative output.