Bonehead's Bank Holiday

You know I need a little break
To get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
Cos in the sun they say it's fun
If you get some
Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane
Or I could steal a car
Cos in a car you can go far
Just depends on what kind of car you are
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What kind of car you are
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I met a funny looking girl
On a crowded beach in Spain
Her name was Avaline
She said she came to Spain to have a good time
But she was with her mum
Who had a face like a nun in pain
She said her name was Dot
She didn't half talk a lot
I couldn't tell if she was mad or not
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Don't you know - I should have stayed in England
On my polluted beach - with all my special friends
Don't you know - I should have stayed in England
With my big house and my big car
And all my friend are there at the bar
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You know I need a little break
To get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
Cos in the sun they say it's fun
If you get some
Well I could take a train or a boat or an aeroplane
Or I could steal a car
Cos in a car you can go far
It just depends on what kind of car you are
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What kind of car you are
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