The Beer Song
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Oh what is the malted-liquor
What gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)
Can't get enough of it (Beer!)
How I really love it (Beer!)
Makes me think I'm a man
(Beer!) I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer!)
Fill my belly up to here (Beer!)
I could not refuse it (Beer!)
I could really use it (Beer!... Beer!...Beer!...)
I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad
That's my son the drunk and manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
"Here have some pretzels"
"No, I'll call it quits. Those things give me the schlitz."
Drink with your family, drink it with your friends
Drink till you're fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you
We like to drink til we spew - ew!
Who cares if we get fat - I'll drink to that!
As we sing once more -
Oh what is the malted-liquor
What gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)
Can't get enough of it (Beer!)
How I really love it (Beer!)
Makes me think I'm a man
(Beer!) I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer!)
Fill my belly up to here (Beer!)
Golly I adore it
Come on dammit pour it
Do it for me brew it for me
Feed it to me speed it to me
The most wonderful drink in the world - Hooray!!
What gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)
Can't get enough of it (Beer!)
How I really love it (Beer!)
Makes me think I'm a man
(Beer!) I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer!)
Fill my belly up to here (Beer!)
I could not refuse it (Beer!)
I could really use it (Beer!... Beer!...Beer!...)
I can't remember how much I have had
I drank a twelve-pack with my dad
That's my son the drunk and manly stud
I'm proud to be his bud
"Here have some pretzels"
"No, I'll call it quits. Those things give me the schlitz."
Drink with your family, drink it with your friends
Drink till you're fat, stomach distends
Beer is liquid bread it's good for you
We like to drink til we spew - ew!
Who cares if we get fat - I'll drink to that!
As we sing once more -
Oh what is the malted-liquor
What gets you drunker quicker
What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!)
Can't get enough of it (Beer!)
How I really love it (Beer!)
Makes me think I'm a man
(Beer!) I could kiss and hug it (Beer!)
But I'd rather chug it (Beer!)
Fill my belly up to here (Beer!)
Golly I adore it
Come on dammit pour it
Do it for me brew it for me
Feed it to me speed it to me
The most wonderful drink in the world - Hooray!!
The Beer Song
Arrogant Worms' "The Beer Song" stands as a quintessential example of the band's absurdist, punk-infused comedy rock style. Released alongside their extensive catalog of humorous tracks, the recording captures the group's signature blend of manic energy and satirical commentary on everyday life. The song features the band's characteristic vocal delivery and instrumental chaos, typical of their work from the mid-to-late 1990s through the 2000s. It reflects the band's broader discography, which often juxtaposes mundane subjects with exaggerated musical arrangements to create a unique, irreverent listening experience that has cemented their reputation in the alternative comedy scene.