Desperate For A Dog

Olsen twins, Mary Kate and Ashley · Brother For Sale

Mom and Dad
Can't you see we're sad?
Pining away for a canine
Wow is me
Oh the misery
We'd like a dog
We lack a dog
Alas! Alack-a-dee!

Chorus:
Desperate
Desperate for a dog
We're just desperate for a dog!
Give us a puppy!
Not a gerbil or a frog
We're just desperate for a dog!
Give us a pooch!

A kid's best friend
To romp and frisk and bark
Lick your nose, shed on your clothes
Chase a frisbee in the park

Desperate
Desperate for a dog
We're just desperate for a dog!

We've asked you politely
For a year or two
You always say we'll see about it
Then you never do
Our friends all have got dogs
How do you thing we feel?
What's the big deal?
A collie or a dalmatian
A poodle or an Alsatian
Maltese, Pekinese
Please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please!

Chorus

We're begging!!!
Keep your hamster and your hog
We're just desperate for a dog!

It's no big thing
Any mutt will do
Let's trot to the pound, pick out a hound
Find a shoe for him to chew

Chorus

Desperate For A Dog

Released by the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, on their 1992 album Brother For Sale, "Desperate For A Dog" stands as a defining track of their pop era. The song captures the duo's signature blend of upbeat energy and nostalgic storytelling, reflecting their transition from child stars to young adult performers. With its catchy melody and relatable lyrics, the recording became a staple of their discography, showcasing their ability to craft anthems that resonated with a generation. As part of their broader body of work during the early 1990s, the track exemplifies the polished production and youthful exuberance that characterized their music at the time.