Iran So Far

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They say true love only comes once in a lifetime

and even though were from opposite ends of the earth,

my heart tells me your the one for me.

Mahmoud.



I remember when it started, saw you on the news,

you were hatin' gays, i was eatin' food.

but I was feelin' you, even though I disagreed with

almost everythin' you said

you 'aint wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong to me,

Like a very hairy Jake Gyllenhaal to me.

Mahmoud, make my heart beat right out of my chest

my heart says no but my body says yes

Nuclear threat, the only threat I see

is the threat of you not comin' home with me

Our love for each other's like when atoms collide

Can't express how I feel

Ay yo Adam let's ride



And Iran, Iran so far away

is your home, but in my heart you'll stay



He ran, for the president of Iran

we ran together to a tropical island

my Man, Mahmoud is known for rilin'

smiling, if he can still do it then i can

they call you weasel, they say your methods are medieval

you can play the Jews I can be your Jim Caviezel

S&M, nestlin' when we're wrestlin'

You can be the port that I park my vessel in

So I try to mute the tv but you can still see me

with your sleepy brown eyes, butter pecan thighs

And your hairy but...

Yeah.



And Iran, Iran so far away

come home, and in my arms you'll stay



Used to at the stars and dream

round the world same stars were seen

And a twinkle in your eyes Mahmoud

Talk smooth to me, without a tie

your pants high waisted, damn so fly

We can take a trip to the animal zoo

and laugh at all the funny things that animals do

Like Eugene (Levy) you got me straight trippin' boo

hope you look in my eyes and say I'm trippin' too

you say Iran don't have the bomb but they already do

you should know by know, it's you



And Iran, Iran so far away

is your home, but in my heart you'll stay



Your crazy for this one Mahmoud

you can deny the holocaust all you want

but you can't deny ther's something between us

I know you say there's no gays in Iran

but you're in New York now baby

it's time to stop hiding,

and start living.

About Iran So Far

"Iran So Far" is a satirical musical recording by The Lonely Island, featuring the comedic trio of Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, and Akiva Schaffer. Released as part of their collaborative discography, the track exemplifies the group's signature style of blending pop music with sharp social commentary. The song targets the growing political tension between Iran and the United States, utilizing a catchy, upbeat melody to contrast with the serious subject matter of diplomatic friction and regional instability. This recording highlights the band's ability to address current events through humor and music, a hallmark of their work during the late 2000s and early 2010s. By employing a straightforward pop structure, the track made complex geopolitical issues accessible to a broad audience, reinforcing The Lonely Island's reputation for creating memorable, culturally relevant songs that balance entertainment with critical observation.