My Funny Valentine
Bing Crosby · Other Songs - Bing Crosby
His virtue doth parade
Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend
The picture thou hast made
Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair
Conceal thy good intent
Thou noble upright truthful sincere
And slightly dopey gent, you are
My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But, don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But, don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little valentine, stay
Each day is Valentine's Day
My Funny Valentine - Bing Crosby
Bing Crosby's recording of 'My Funny Valentine' stands as a definitive example of the crooner's mastery of romantic ballads during the mid-20th century. The track exemplifies the intimate, close-mic'd vocal style that defined Crosby's solo career, blending traditional pop sensibilities with a warmth that made the song a staple of holiday and romantic playlists for decades. As one of the most recorded versions of the standard, the recording captures the essence of the era's acoustic and early electric pop sound, showcasing Crosby's ability to convey deep emotion through subtle phrasing and a gentle, conversational tone. The song remains a cultural touchstone, frequently associated with Valentine's Day and Christmas celebrations, cementing Crosby's legacy as the voice of American heartland music.