Dennis The Menace

Dennis, the menace, he's a bundle of dynamite

Oh, the things he says and the things he does

Will make you shake with fright

(Beware of) Dennis the menace



Oh, you'd better be on your toes

There is bound to be a calamity no matter where he goes

His mom and dad get nervous

Whenever he's too quiet



They never know what will happen next

A cyclone, flood or rot

Dennis the menace, though he makes your hair turn gray

When he looks at you with those eyes of blue



He'll steal your hear away

Last night I got a spanking

I don't know what to think

'Cause all I did was fill my water pistol full of ink



Now I ask you did mommy have to yell at me like that

Just because I watered all those flowers on her hat

My daddy love to ride in planes

'Way high up in the sky



He didn't see my roller skates

And oh boy, did he fly

We were playing train with daddy's chair

Me and another kid



My daddy said, "now, break it up"

So that's just what we did



Dennis, the menace, he's a bundle of dynamite

Oh, the things he says and the things he does

Will make you shake with fright

(Beware of) Dennis the menace