Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You
Harry Belafonte · Other Songs - Harry Belafonte
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
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A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.
Chorus
Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match.
Take it from me, she's a better catch.
Chorus
Say, man?
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, and she's sure is ugly. Ha!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright.
Unfortunately, she has acne.
That's a shame, baby.
Yeah, baby.
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Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You
Harry Belafonte's 'Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You' stands as a quintessential example of his mastery over calypso and Caribbean folk music. Recorded during the height of his international fame, the track showcases his signature vocal style, characterized by a rich baritone and rhythmic phrasing that perfectly captures the spirit of the Trinidadian island. The song's lyrics, which advocate for marrying a woman of substance over superficial beauty, reflect the cultural values and social commentary often found in traditional calypso. As a staple of Belafonte's extensive discography, this recording remains a powerful testament to his ability to blend African rhythms with Caribbean melodies, creating a timeless appeal that has made it a favorite in both live performances and studio albums throughout his career.