Headaches
Allan Sherman · Other Songs - Allan Sherman
Headaches, headaches.
Aspirin commercials give me headaches.
Just when I'm feeling chipper as you please,
That's when they show me all my sinus cavities.
Headaches, headaches.
Those sponsors don't care how my head aches.
See that announcer, he looks so fine.
His head should ache like mine.
Headaches, headaches.
Those pounding hammers give me headaches.
They say it once and then they say again,
Oh tension, pressure, pain, oh tension pressure pain.
Headaches, headaches.
Those sponsors love it when my head aches.
Mother, don't hand me those pills from the shelf.
I'd rather do it myself.
(Mommy, can't you keep Daddy's car out of the driveway?!)
Headaches, headaches.
Those sponsors love it when my head aches.
There is one remedy that's unsurpassed.
And their commercials give me headaches "fast fast fast".
Headaches, headaches.
Aspirin commercials give me headaches.
Today I swallowed the best cure yet.
I ate my TV set.
Headaches
Allan Sherman was a pioneering figure in American comedy music, renowned for his witty parodies of classical standards and popular tunes. His work often blended theatrical storytelling with sharp social commentary, establishing a unique niche within the folk and novelty genres. "Headaches" exemplifies Sherman's signature style, utilizing humor to explore everyday frustrations through a musical lens. As part of a broader discography that includes iconic tracks like "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah," this recording highlights his ability to transform mundane subjects into engaging performances. Sherman's influence remains significant for his innovative approach to songwriting, which prioritized lyrical cleverness and character-driven narratives over traditional melodic structures.