Handsome

He's a dream

See the manly way he moves

See the trendy kind he suits

And his toothpaste-smile

Doesn't need to be proved



He's so smooth

With the slimy things he tells

And his parfume everywhere

He will tell you all

You want to hear



He's handsome

Like a piece of wood

Just a smile to be understood

He's handsome

Like a piece of wood

And the more that you see

The more you will be amused



He's alone

And he can't believe in you

He is further from the truth

What's best for him

Won't be good for you



He's a fake

And the only things you see

Is a play for you and me

But his simple mind

Is mostly mean



He's handsome

Like a piece of wood

Just a smile to be understood

He's handsome

Like a piece of wood

And the more that you see

The more you will be amused